The Knowledgemonger Kronicles

While at Barnes & Noble I was wondering how long it would take them to throw me out for moving all the Bibles from the "Bibles" section to the "Religious Fiction" section or if I could manage to move them all before they found me out.

I, also, thought it might be good for a laugh to say to an employee:

Excuse me. Can you help me out? I have looked in mythology, historical fiction, religious fiction, and science fiction/fantasy and I can't find the Bible in any of them. Has it been misfiled?

Okay, I know...bad Knowledgemonger! *slaps own hand*